Nicknames

So far I have come up with four nicknames: Tantrum Tot, Monkeybutt, Dumptruck, and Mr Groper. The first two are reprehensible neighbors; the last two coworkers of my wife.

Mr Groper is a lady, and so is Dumptruck. If you mention the name "Mr Groper", my wife will laugh until she weeps. If you mention "Tubgirl" at the same time, my wife will laugh until no sound comes out.

I do it at every opportunity.